2015 is the latest blockbuster AAA title in the long running franchise of numbers denoting that some construct of time has passed. Although it brings back some of the franchises most loved features—namely the ability to consume food on-demand (using the included food app), its derivative nature let's it down. The whole year thing is beginning to feels stale, like a particularity stale doughnut.

The doughnut here is a visual metaphor for a real doughnut in your life.

In the end—no, I mean the beginning—2015 is a mixed bag. Imagine the bag was filled with Werther's Originals and nails. I mean, both things are good. Nails are particularly good in construction and re-creating scenes from beloved Christmas film Home Alone. But should both things be in a bag together?